"Me and my stone-carved shaaaaadooooow....."

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He's a Buddha, she's a Buddah, wouldn't you like to be a Buddha, too? Be a Buddha, yeah, Be a Buddah...

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The long lost family line of Gautama Buddha was rediscovered this weeek in Tampa, Florida. Proof that this child is the newest member of the Buddha's lost family was found poolside, a priceless heirloom which the family, unknowing of its value, was using as a decorative garden gnome.

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ooooh, ohhhhh, Double Vision!

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One Gautama, two Gautama...

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So, does this mean I grow up to rule Nepal, ma?
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Mr. Kurt Lufedorfer found proof today at the Munich Flea Market that his son Wolfie's paternity was in serious question.


Mir

Some mothers tell their children not to pull faces because if the wind changes, they might be stuck that way.

You guys crack me up!

Buddah Babies come in all materials: stone, jade, marble...and now presenting the Buddah Clone! Get yours today!

I got 4!

HEY what happen to my bellybutton?

Oops, here it is.

JUST HOW LONG AM I TO ST HERE WITH THIS SMILE ON MY FACE, AND ANT JUST CRAWED UP MY SHORTS!

"We were just crawling along, making good time leaving the city....This lady turned to a pillar of salt....I told him not to turn around to look at her! Now I find myself licking his face everytime I eat a pretzel!

Good one, Bonnie.

Thanks, great post.