hey that's the 5 decker outhouse,
that didn't Fly!

"Oh pooh, that's what we get for arriving late!"

Great ones!

Just another place I wouldn't want to drop in for a visit. Well, at least they aren't name dropping.

I dunno. I think I’d prefer the name calling...

Forget Partridges in Pear tres. This Christmas, be the first on your block with the Holiday Blackbird Tree, complete with fake snow.

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"I told you we should have sprung for the penthouse perch.
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From the Sermon On the Molehill:
"The pooped upon shall inherit the earthworm."

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National Geographic Narrator: "As you can see, in the hierarchy of the Midwestern Magpie, the lower echelon display typical mottled coloring, while the head magpie, scouting upon his lofty perch, is a spotless ebony. We've noticed this phenomenon worldwide. Wildlife experts still hotly debate the evolutionary process in play in magpie coloration."

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"Oh, shit."

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Scottish version: "Oh, shite."

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French version: "Merde."

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Yiddish version: "Oy, poopenschmecken."


Mir

Mir, you slay me.

Oh my gawsh!

lol. Those are all good ones.

Hey David, I see by your cartoon that you are very busy working through all that paperwork. I can't wait for your book to be finished.

_ _ it rolls down hill...or does it fall?

He who stands on toilet is high on pot.

The early bird gets the worm...and lets everyone else know about it.

Rulan - Thanks!


Mimi - You crack me up! Hey, how's Philly?

Comments a bottom bird: "Who says bein' white is a good thang?"

Jim, I’m sure you didn’t mean that in a racist way...

Butt from the above illustration, I’d say being white is crappy.