lol. When I stop laughing, I'll be better able to think of something to say. he he

The fully automated, flushomatic gas powered go-kart takes a little while to get started, but once the tank is full and the pressure builds up, she lets rip.

Warning: Highly inflamable fuel. Not recomended for smokers or flimsy dressers.

No more stop and go traffic.

That give a hole new meaning to the port-a-john

Methinks that is the TRUE porta-pottie. What say ye?

when ya got to go, ya got go!

stan (jel) husband

Suffering from the "trots"? No worries. Relax and forget all that runing to the toilet.

New product avaible for parents out shopping with kids who suddenly need to "go" while miles away from nearest conveniance.

Relief is on the GOOOOO!

Can't afford regular gas? No worries. The Pooper Scooter uses your own natural gas to keep you mobile!

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Mow the lawn. . . and fertilize it at the same time! Doo It Yourself lawn mowers require nothing but you...and a hearty Mexican lunch.

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Toilet Training made easy: Blue for boys. Pink for girls. Going potty was never this fun before.

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Irritable Bowel Syndrome and Ulcerative Colitis don't have to keep you stuck at home anymore. Freedom Rider, your choice of colors.

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Fond of Olestra? Have we got a ride for you!

Boy, the 'Sit and Spin' sure has changed.

The BOGTROTTER latest mode of transport for the weak bladdered commuter. Make your input count as you queue.

On the go? Can do!