"Light a match, I dare ya!"

Hey, cool place to hide the stun gun dad.

Ready...Aim...fart

I love it!

Bottoms up!


or Bad moon a rising


he was always the butt of the joke!

Bad Moon Rising...

You crack me up!

The day Harl tricked his wife into looking back...

"I thought she was 'posed to turn into SALT!"

"Now that's my kinda Chia Pet!"

New from Baker Books: Ghosts in my Topiary.

The story of an unhappy marriage and how one man's wife takes revenge from beyond the grave.

Rebecca, ...chia pet...

You crack me up!

"Yep. It's a bird nest. How'd it get way in there?"

Good one, Mimi!

Stop stairing, you're making my leaves blush.

Good one Josh!

I'm not going to say anything about an old cliche...

So, you want me to stop *beep*-ing around the bush? No! I won't say it!

Er...did I just say it?

Are you staring because you are jealous.

The posties have gone on strike because of the latest craze in letterbox's.

"You want me to cut what?

Rulan that is the cutest avatar!

"Lot's wife turned around, got turned to salt. Joe's wife mooned the preacher next door, got turned into a topiary shrub."

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Did that hedge just fart?

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Honey, I really think you need to see a doctor about that mold infection.

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Tell me the truth. Does this shrub suit make my butt look fat?

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Mir

Hey, Iwrote that before I saw Miz Rebecca had the Lot thing. Well, okay.

Mine's cuter. :D

Mir--running from the GnomeMeister..........>

You guys crack me up!