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May 26, 2006
posted by David Meigs at 5/26/2006 08:14:00 AM


It’s Friday, so it’s time for another

BAD PUN CHALLENGE

You know how it works

Give this a caption
.......
 

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31 Comments:


At Friday, May 26, 2006, Blogger jel

I shaved my legs for THIS!!!!

 

At Friday, May 26, 2006, Blogger jel

I told you this wasn't the bus too town!

 

At Friday, May 26, 2006, Blogger Rulan

"I found me a coupla old hens out yonda.."

or

"Nag, nag, nag. I warned dem but they never stopped..."

 

At Friday, May 26, 2006, Blogger Rulan

I can't resist singing this...

On a wagon bound for market...........

 

At Friday, May 26, 2006, Blogger jel

I'll let you out when you act like adult,



this one is from husband :)

 

At Friday, May 26, 2006, Blogger Pastor Josh

This is what it feels like to be a squirel trapped in a cage. Can you pass your dentures so I can chew this nut.

 

At Friday, May 26, 2006, Blogger Pastor Josh

I told you not to pull that cord. I new it was a trap.

 

At Friday, May 26, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

I’ve read some great ones so far!

Keep em coming.

 

At Friday, May 26, 2006, Blogger M. C. Pearson

Time for the 'Old Fart' fertilizer.

 

At Friday, May 26, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

Mimi, good one!

Hey, I hope everyone is feeling better in your family.

I keep checking for a new post.

 

At Friday, May 26, 2006, Blogger Bonnie Calhoun

These little biddies went to market!

This is not what cage dancing looks like!

 

At Saturday, May 27, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

Bonnie, you crack me up.

Hey, I added a line or two

...These little biddies wished they’d stayed home and ate roast beast, because they went wee-wee-wee before they arrived home.

Hey, it was a bumpy ride and those big gulps...

 

At Saturday, May 27, 2006, Blogger Bonnie Calhoun

LOL...I like your addition!

 

At Saturday, May 27, 2006, Blogger Gina Burgess

...and so I said he could take two. Chicks are BABES?!!

 

At Saturday, May 27, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

.... if THOSE are BABES, I better get my glasses fixed.... Or maybe he needs to borrow mine?..?

But then, this is the same method I used to capture my wife.

 

At Saturday, May 27, 2006, Blogger Rulan

lol. I thought they only did that sort of thing way back in caveman days.
Duck!!! Here comes the frying pan!

 

At Sunday, May 28, 2006, Blogger Mirtika

"I thought the 3-D Zoo Experience would be a lot different."
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"So, when your husband says you're an old hen, he's not exactly kidding, eh?
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"Next time, Katerina, resist that cheese craving."
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"All I said was 'Either the goose goes, or I do."

Mir

 

At Sunday, May 28, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

You guys crack me up

 

At Sunday, May 28, 2006, Blogger Gina Burgess

We seemed to have laid a lot of eggs...

 

At Monday, May 29, 2006, Blogger jel

mom always said never take candy from a man driving a cart!

 

At Monday, May 29, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

Thanks everyone, for the great participation!

 

At Tuesday, May 30, 2006, Blogger K. Jimmy

where the heck do you find these pictures, and how does everybody manage to come up with funnies? good work! i always look at the pics, shake my head in an effort to clear the fog that constantly pervades my brain, and say to myself, "ill write a pun later...when i think of one..." and as yet i havent thought of one...oh well! maybe i should blog in the morning instead of late at night?!

 

At Tuesday, May 30, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

This is my new limousine. That’s my wife and her mum in the back. I’m taking them to town to buy new scarves.

Not kidding... Really...

 

At Tuesday, May 30, 2006, Blogger Sojourner

I told you if your mom came to live with us, you would have to sit in back with her!

 

At Tuesday, May 30, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

Good one... How about a mother-daughter cage match?

 

At Wednesday, May 31, 2006, Blogger Rulan

"Old Macdonald had some hens,
eei eei oh, with a cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,
here a cluck, there a cluck
everwhere a cluck cluck..."

 

At Thursday, June 01, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

Old McDonald had a Kiwi, ee-i, ee-i, oh.

With a ...???

Hey, what do you Kiwi’s sound like anyway?

 

At Thursday, June 01, 2006, Blogger Rulan

Well, the kiwi was named for the way they sound. I've heard them out in the bush at night. They go....

Key-wee

And that's the truth.

 

At Thursday, June 01, 2006, Blogger K. Jimmy

no way! i never knew that....what about a kiwi fruit?!

 

At Thursday, June 01, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

I also thought Kiwi’s were only a tart fruit inside a fuzzy brown outer-shell, and they are. But there is also an ugly, flightless bird in NZ.

For anyone who cares, Rulan sent me this link, showing what Kiwis sound like:

http://www.mtbruce.org.nz/sounds/kiwi.mp3

 

At Thursday, June 01, 2006, Blogger Rulan

LOL. Those hairy berries go "sqwash" when you stand on them. If you jump up and down on them, they go "splat, splat, splat." And it's very very hard to make a noise like that.

Any kiwi that are too "fruity," we lock up in the can.