I shaved my legs for THIS!!!!

I told you this wasn't the bus too town!

"I found me a coupla old hens out yonda.."

or

"Nag, nag, nag. I warned dem but they never stopped..."

I can't resist singing this...

On a wagon bound for market...........

I'll let you out when you act like adult,



this one is from husband :)

This is what it feels like to be a squirel trapped in a cage. Can you pass your dentures so I can chew this nut.

I told you not to pull that cord. I new it was a trap.

I’ve read some great ones so far!

Keep em coming.

Time for the 'Old Fart' fertilizer.

Mimi, good one!

Hey, I hope everyone is feeling better in your family.

I keep checking for a new post.

These little biddies went to market!

This is not what cage dancing looks like!

Bonnie, you crack me up.

Hey, I added a line or two

...These little biddies wished they’d stayed home and ate roast beast, because they went wee-wee-wee before they arrived home.

Hey, it was a bumpy ride and those big gulps...

LOL...I like your addition!

...and so I said he could take two. Chicks are BABES?!!

.... if THOSE are BABES, I better get my glasses fixed.... Or maybe he needs to borrow mine?..?

But then, this is the same method I used to capture my wife.

lol. I thought they only did that sort of thing way back in caveman days.
Duck!!! Here comes the frying pan!

"I thought the 3-D Zoo Experience would be a lot different."
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"So, when your husband says you're an old hen, he's not exactly kidding, eh?
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"Next time, Katerina, resist that cheese craving."
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"All I said was 'Either the goose goes, or I do."

Mir

You guys crack me up

We seemed to have laid a lot of eggs...

mom always said never take candy from a man driving a cart!

Thanks everyone, for the great participation!

This is my new limousine. That’s my wife and her mum in the back. I’m taking them to town to buy new scarves.

Not kidding... Really...

I told you if your mom came to live with us, you would have to sit in back with her!

Good one... How about a mother-daughter cage match?

"Old Macdonald had some hens,
eei eei oh, with a cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,
here a cluck, there a cluck
everwhere a cluck cluck..."

Old McDonald had a Kiwi, ee-i, ee-i, oh.

With a ...???

Hey, what do you Kiwi’s sound like anyway?

Well, the kiwi was named for the way they sound. I've heard them out in the bush at night. They go....

Key-wee

And that's the truth.

I also thought Kiwi’s were only a tart fruit inside a fuzzy brown outer-shell, and they are. But there is also an ugly, flightless bird in NZ.

For anyone who cares, Rulan sent me this link, showing what Kiwis sound like:

http://www.mtbruce.org.nz/sounds/kiwi.mp3

LOL. Those hairy berries go "sqwash" when you stand on them. If you jump up and down on them, they go "splat, splat, splat." And it's very very hard to make a noise like that.

Any kiwi that are too "fruity," we lock up in the can.