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June 02, 2006
posted by David Meigs at 6/02/2006 01:06:00 AM
Yes, that's Preparation H


Think up
a caption???



Hit me with your best shot!
 

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At Thursday, June 01, 2006, Blogger Rulan

Always read instructions carefully before trying unfamiliar brands of teethpaste at the inlaws house.

 

At Thursday, June 01, 2006, Blogger Rulan

"Gar gant nork pobly. Wok ig nis nuff?"

Translation... "I can't talk properly. What is this stuff?"

 

At Friday, June 02, 2006, Blogger M. C. Pearson

Mothers around the world have decided that soap wasn't good enough for this generation of pottymouths.

 

At Friday, June 02, 2006, Blogger Stranger in a Strange Land

Another unexpected result from teaching liberal values in the school instead of common sense.

 

At Friday, June 02, 2006, Blogger Stranger in a Strange Land

This was to get the taste of dog food out of his mouth. Illiteracy sucks.

 

At Friday, June 02, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

Mimi - Potty mouth? I just about fell out of my chair!


Dave - Dude, I think he was an exchange student. Gimmie dog food anytime.

 

At Friday, June 02, 2006, Blogger Meg

Sorry, I have no bad puns to offer. I just love the way his eyes are crossing. Mine would, too.

BTW, is there such a thing as a good pun, or is that an oxymoron?

 

At Friday, June 02, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

Meg - Yeah, I like the eyes too. Poor kid got pranked. Life is sweet.

No oxymoron... Good puns or bad, all are measured by the “groan factor”

 

At Friday, June 02, 2006, Blogger M. C. Pearson

Hee hee...I could've said something about Harpy Root but no one except you, Dave, and Bonnie would get it. ;D

 

At Friday, June 02, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

Mimi, someday EVERYONE will get it. It was a very funny part of a wonderful book. You write very well.

 

At Friday, June 02, 2006, Blogger M. C. Pearson

Oh gawrsh! You say the sweetest things! (Hope that's prophetic, like you did with Frank!) *sighs*

 

At Friday, June 02, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

I meant every word I said. Your book has a fun, fantastical quality.

But let’s credit the Lord with calling it right with the prophecy over Frank. BTW, that word also had to do with movies too.

I can’t believe that it was almost 29 years ago. I’m old.

 

At Friday, June 02, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

Correction, almost 30 years ago.

Argh

 

At Saturday, June 03, 2006, Blogger Sojourner

Yuck! Well, at least the swelling should go down in my lips.

 

At Saturday, June 03, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

Good one, butt, I think it’s for swelling between the cheeks.

 

At Saturday, June 03, 2006, Blogger Bonnie Calhoun

Harpy root...Oooohhh! Yuck...Oh, Mimi!

"It takes a big mouth to make you known as a butt-hole...Now the cure!"

 

At Saturday, June 03, 2006, Blogger Rulan

Oh no! Not toothpaste for weekend, butt cream for weak end?!

 

At Saturday, June 03, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

Bonnie – Good one! I only wish the cure for rectal-types were that easy.


Rulan - “butt cream for weak end” You nutter!

 

At Sunday, June 04, 2006, Blogger Acoustics4me

Hey'a David, amazing site! So much content, and you can tell you LOVE literature! Awesome. I checked out your website too...Interesting subject matter! Has it been published? And if not, why?...lol. The first chapter is certainly NOT boring!

Cheers,
Michaela

 

At Sunday, June 04, 2006, Blogger Mirtika

Wait a minute. The "H" isn't for halitosis!

Mir

 

At Sunday, June 04, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

Mir - You killed me with that. "H" for hilarious.



Acoustics4me – Thank you for stopping by, and the kind words. As for the book, I self published the book briefly, but I pulled it and am now polishing it to submit to a traditional publisher.

I love your site too.

 

At Sunday, June 04, 2006, Blogger byHisgracealone

Curm,....I love reading these....pray all is well with you...

 

At Sunday, June 04, 2006, Blogger The Curmudgeon's Rant

Donna,...Thanks for dropping by.

I'm surviving and that's not bad.

 

At Tuesday, June 06, 2006, Blogger Chris

Everyone always said Dwayne was anal about dental hygeine ... but then he went too far.