Always read instructions carefully before trying unfamiliar brands of teethpaste at the inlaws house.

"Gar gant nork pobly. Wok ig nis nuff?"

Translation... "I can't talk properly. What is this stuff?"

You crack me up!

Mothers around the world have decided that soap wasn't good enough for this generation of pottymouths.

Another unexpected result from teaching liberal values in the school instead of common sense.

This was to get the taste of dog food out of his mouth. Illiteracy sucks.

Mimi - Potty mouth? I just about fell out of my chair!


Dave - Dude, I think he was an exchange student. Gimmie dog food anytime.

Sorry, I have no bad puns to offer. I just love the way his eyes are crossing. Mine would, too.

BTW, is there such a thing as a good pun, or is that an oxymoron?

Meg - Yeah, I like the eyes too. Poor kid got pranked. Life is sweet.

No oxymoron... Good puns or bad, all are measured by the “groan factor”

Hee hee...I could've said something about Harpy Root but no one except you, Dave, and Bonnie would get it. ;D

Mimi, someday EVERYONE will get it. It was a very funny part of a wonderful book. You write very well.

Oh gawrsh! You say the sweetest things! (Hope that's prophetic, like you did with Frank!) *sighs*

I meant every word I said. Your book has a fun, fantastical quality.

But let’s credit the Lord with calling it right with the prophecy over Frank. BTW, that word also had to do with movies too.

I can’t believe that it was almost 29 years ago. I’m old.

Correction, almost 30 years ago.

Argh

Yuck! Well, at least the swelling should go down in my lips.

Good one, butt, I think it’s for swelling between the cheeks.

Harpy root...Oooohhh! Yuck...Oh, Mimi!

"It takes a big mouth to make you known as a butt-hole...Now the cure!"

Oh no! Not toothpaste for weekend, butt cream for weak end?!

Bonnie – Good one! I only wish the cure for rectal-types were that easy.


Rulan - “butt cream for weak end” You nutter!

Hey'a David, amazing site! So much content, and you can tell you LOVE literature! Awesome. I checked out your website too...Interesting subject matter! Has it been published? And if not, why?...lol. The first chapter is certainly NOT boring!

Cheers,
Michaela

Wait a minute. The "H" isn't for halitosis!

Mir

Mir - You killed me with that. "H" for hilarious.



Acoustics4me – Thank you for stopping by, and the kind words. As for the book, I self published the book briefly, but I pulled it and am now polishing it to submit to a traditional publisher.

I love your site too.

Curm,....I love reading these....pray all is well with you...

Donna,...Thanks for dropping by.

I'm surviving and that's not bad.

Everyone always said Dwayne was anal about dental hygeine ... but then he went too far.