book reviews plus occasional rants on writing, faith or the kitchen sink... usually in 300 words or less.
July 28, 2006
posted by David Meigs at 7/28/2006 12:01:00 AM
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wow. That sure is a mouthful.
Looks to me like he bit off more than he can chew.
Yes please, but give me a diet coke!
Arnold Landy of Skootville begs his wife, Evenlyn, to be calm until he can get a curse remover, after the Cranky Vegan Fairy, tired of admonishing Arnold to cut back on red meat, said, "You love burgers so much, why don't you MARRY one!"
Mir--the Speculative Caption Ranter
A study in perspective: Joe Bobbler, 2ft 3 inches tall, enjoys his usual Whopper Junior on his lunch break from Tricycl"We Get There Shortly" Messenger Service.
Make that "TRICYCLE"....geesh.
Mir
Mir, those were all great!
But I have a question about the first one.
If he’s married to that burger, what’s he doing to her?
My eyes! My eyes!
OH no Mable save your self! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE BELLYBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Latest breaking news in the arena of Competitive Eating!
Little-Bubb Jones has made use of newly developed technology to turn his skull to cartilage. Watch tonight as he demolishes the competition in the fifteenth annual "SuperMac Challenge" by swallowing Chef Andy's patented SuperMac whole!
"I'm glad I didn't "supersize" this order..."
As usual, JJ brings his own wafers to communion.
Didn’t I read about guys like JJ in Corinthians?
Good one Tim!
"open the throat, down with the goat" ... (my apologies to Noel Paul Stookey!!)
"now you be sure to bring the second one out real quick ... I've got to play the last quarter in 5 ..."
Good ones Steve!
...and is Noel Paul Stookey any relation to Joe Bob Stookey?
Hungry from climbing the beanstork, Jack catches a crumb from the giants table.
Under doctor's orders not to eat anything larger than his head, Des Moines resident Warrell Perkins attempted to add to the size of his skull by wearing a BMX helmet. Unsuccessfully. Film at 11. (Footage not appropriate for young children or adults eating butter brickle ice cream as a late-nite snack.)
Rulan – lol, Climbing a “beanstork” really builds the appetite.
Wilbur – You made me choke on my eggbeaters and toast. Good one bro!
mummy i think that i have shrunk...
help?!
"I'm shrinking, I’m shrinking”
Good one Charmaine.